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How To Be The Gothiest Goth That Ever Goth'ed

How To Be The Gothiest Goth That Ever Goth'ed

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Why do you join the gothic culture if you can't let people know that you’re the best person in the culture? While getting into the culture may look extreme, you're not there to seek attention but to express yourself. If you're searching for the best tips on how to be the gothiest goth that ever gothed? You are at the right place.

  1. Own only dark clothing

How can you be the best goth ever when your undergarments aren't matching your goth exterior? Throw that white underwear away and replace with blacks. Everything must be black. What about your clothing labels? Cut that off! It can be embarrassing discovering that one of the labels is sticking out white. 

  1. Your favorite movie should be a horror film

Do you watch the latest Marvel blockbuster? No way. You can't be watching a blockbuster movie to be the uber-goth. You can only watch horror movies to be the gothiest goth. Horror movies don't contain a monster or gore; it reveals the hidden darkness in normal men in horrific situations.

  1. Correct people over minute detail

You need to make sure other people understand you know more about gothic culture. How do you do this? Be able to give a lecture on the feminist themes in all of Edgar Allan Poe's works. Be prepared to read The Cure lyrics in the same way romantics recite Shakespeare. Memorize every single date, place, and location that the Sisters of Mercy played.

  1. Always wear elaborate clothing

Make sure to wear beautiful outfits no matter what the occasion. Accessorize with a bracelet and choker. Red hair with a hat outfits looks good. You can wear fishnet stockings and a shirt with a tie to add extra character to the outfit. Cropped tops also look gorgeous when worn with a pencil skirt and a nettop.

  1. Use Gothy names for everything

Do you have a beautiful cat? Why not name her "Sabrina"? Your name from birth is "Kate" or "Lucy" why not screws them and calls yourself "Acantha Briar." You can also get some plants in your home and give them names such as "Dragon McCarthy" and "Skull Dragon."


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